2017 Cobblemonster route

The 2017 route clocks in at just under 38 miles.

There are 28 Pave sectors and 6 lung bursting hills.

A full map of the route will be given to all starters. Additionally the route is fully signed.

A spreadsheet of the route is available for download here.

Those with a penchant for Global Positional Satellites might like to look here.

Raffle prizes in

We’re delighted to let everyone know we have a Surly Pacer frame to raffle off this year! £400 of prime steel sveltnesse can be yours for just a £1…if you’re the lucky winner of our annual post Paris-Rouaix raffle.


We also have a selection of other stuff to auction off, such as some Halo wheels, Brooks saddles and other goodies from our long time supporters Brixton Cycles.

We’re Cobblemonster!

Hi there

After six editions and a years break the former TLC team return with the Cobblemonster, London’s original and best Urbosportive!

The idea is startlingly simple and familiar: we meet at the Gipsy Hill Tavern, depart for cobbles and climbs aplenty beofre returning to SE19 for food, drinks and BIG SCREEN PARIS-ROUBAIX and a raffle with BIG PRIZES.

Anybody on the old TLC mailing list will get an email with detail of how to enter then.

As ever our target charity is The Evelina Children’s hospital and all profits from the event go their way.

Hope to see you all again on Sunday the 9th of April 2017 at The Gipsy Hill Tavern, London SE19.